I was at the gym today and got to thinking about things that people did that bothered me and/or made me laugh. Then I started about thinking about blogging about it and here we are (my posts can't all be serious). And no, I don't plan on talking about "the gym" all the time. XD I'm just excited to be back so bear with me. :)
How do some girls manage to wear it and still look awesome after a work out?! Man, after I get done with my mile on the elliptical (use to be treadmill, damn foot) I'm a not-so-hot mess! But their super powered make up isn't my pet peeve/funny. There was a girl at the gym today in full make-up and with magically perfect hair and after each work out she would go back into the locker room to fix herself, then come back out. For some reason it drove me insane! I don't know why, it just did. XD It's like, no one (except apparently me) is actually watching you. No one cares how your face looks, people here are more impressed by your work ethic than anything. You look like you're not taking anything seriously.
Oddly Sexual Work Outs
I was at the stretching area and this old guy grabs two pink, medium work out balls (and I'm talking fleshy pink), puts them together, and proceeds to try to do push ups with one hand on each ball. I can't believe I kept a straight face. THEN when he gives up on the balls he laid on his back and basically pelvic thrusted the air. Normally I don't really notice other people, but man- the fleshy pink balls. XD I had to look. Then there was an old guy loudly grunting/breathing/I'm not sure each time he moved and looking at me and flexing. So that was interesting.
You know that person in the locker room that's just naked and doesn't care? They're just mocking you with their naked confidence. No one likes that person and everyone seems to not want to be naked ever despite changing clothes.
Well I'm the aforementioned asshole that's like, "gaze upon my pale, naked splendor!" Seriously people, we're all getting naked- it's totally fine right now to be naked. All I'm doing is changing clothes, it'll be ok if you do it too. Also, it's not confidence that allows my pale, naked glory to be shown off. It's that I just don't care. I'd be a nudist if I could, I imagine.
Well, I think that's it for now. :)
<3 - CFC